"He’s holding a cat."
A baby elephant sat on my friend
Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve
"How ‘bout this, Michael… I will turn my skin into a pig and you can ride me home."
does anyone remember that whole week when “with equius” was a thing
this is honestly all i could have ever wanted to be honest
dear lord who the fuck brought this back
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date