smoke * like * a * broke * stove


ollivander:

you-comfort-me:

edgebug:

so in LOTR’s appendices it says that legolas eventually builds a boat and takes gimli across the seas and into the west, the gray havens. you know, the place arwen isn’t allowed to go because she’s in love with a human dude bUT LEGOLAS (AKA ‘YOU LITTLE SHIT’) JUST SAYS “FUCK IT” AND SNEAKS GIMLI INTO THE GODDAMN UNDYING LANDS LIKE CONTRABAND TWIZZLERS INTO A MOVIE THEATER

best literary analysis ever


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erectobiologist:

WOULD EQUIUS WANT A LOT OF MILK IN HIS COFFEE OR WOULD HE WANT IT STRONG HELP ME THIS IS A LEGITIMATE PROBLEM


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obveously:

markatch:

bevismusson:

northstarfan:

wittyusernameforthcoming:

wafflelovingbatgirl:

agelfeygelach:

Why don’t most superheroines look like this?

Because most comic books are drawn by men.

Reblogging for artistic reference.

Yes. Artistic reference is why I am reblogging this.

This is why I hate it when people draw the likes of Wonder Woman or Power Girl or She-Hulk without making them muscular because ‘that’s not feminine’. Because clearly, you know, it bloody well is.

Totally reblogging for the artistic reference. Definitely.

artistic reference my ass i’m reblogging this because she’s fucking beautiful and her body is inspiring. also she so cute

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hoocooksforyou:

jearmin in 7

hoocooksforyou:

jearmin in 7

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

image


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fullcravings:

S’mores French Toast
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zombierooster asked: garrus or thane
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themosthorror:

Spontaneous Human Combustion

Spontaneous human combustion (SHC), or the apparently sudden and inexplicable burning of a living human body, has been recorded for the past 300 years and still doesn’t have a reliable reason for happening. No one has ever witnessed SCH happen first hand, so there is little evidence that it is actually a real thing, however there has been apparent ‘survivors’ of SHC. 

The definable characteristics of SCH are the apparent burning of the torso, little to no damage done to the surroundings, little or no struggle of the victim and no obvious cause of fire in the surrounding areas.

Although there are theory of how SHC happens, (ex. build up of fat in torso and rapid chemical reactions in body make a fast ignition in the body which ends up in a fire, or natural body gasses or alcohol in the body sparked by a open flame) SHC still baffles scientists today.

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michaxl:

apsghetti:

michaxl:

dont Smoke the weed you will the Die

are you high

THE DIE


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flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBAREMEMBERWHO YOU AREYOU ARE MY SONAND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT


Time to grt off tumblr

flame-cat:

sporadic-tiger:

SIMBA
REMEMBER
WHO YOU ARE
YOU ARE MY SON
AND THE ONE TRUE HOUSECAT

Time to grt off tumblr

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